hello,boysandgirls.Mynameis...Ian...yearsold.
I'mondutytoday.
IhopIcanmakefriendswithyou.
NowIwilltellyouajoke
Aspeedingmotoristwaswaveddownbyapolicepatrolcar.“I'mgoingtogiveyouaticketforspeeding,”saidthepoliceman,writinghisnote.“You'vebeendrivingover60milesperhour.”
“Wouldyoumindmakingit100,officer?”wasthereply.“Yousee,I'mgoingtosellthecar.”
That'sall,thankyou.
男孩们和女孩们,我的名字叫.我今年.
今天是我的值日
我希望能和大家做朋友
现在我要给大家讲一个笑话
一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后,警察一边做记录,一边说:“我要给你开一张超速罚单,因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里.”
“警官,请你把时速写为100英里好吗?你知道,我正要打算卖这辆车.”
就这些,