allybaby 　　Oncetwohunterswenthuntingintheforest.Oneofthemsuddenlyfelldownbyaccident.Heshowedthewhitesofhiseyesandseemedtohaveceasedbreathing.Theotherhuntersoontookouthismobilephonetocalltheemergencycenterforhelp.Theoperatorsaidcalmly:"First,youshouldmakesurethatheisalreadydead."Thentheoperatorheardagunshotfromtheotherendofthephoneandnextheheardthehunterasking:"WhatshouldIdonext?" 　　两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说：“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?” 　　AGoodBoy 　　LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?" 　　"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered. 　　"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?" 　　"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy." 　　好孩子 　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱. 　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?” 　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” 　　“她是个卖糖果的.” 　　Drunk 　　Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk." 　　"But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!" 　　HeWon 　　Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself. 　　Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen? 　　Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon. 　　他赢了 　　汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗? 　　约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤. 　　汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿? 　　约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了. 　　IHaveHisEarinMyPocket 　　Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?" 　　"Akidbitme,"repliedIvan. 　　"Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother. 　　"I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket." 　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里 　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?” 　　“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说. 　　“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问. 　　“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.” 　　AGoodBoy 　　LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?" 　　"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered. 　　"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?" 　　"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy." 　　Drunk 　　Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk." 　　"But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!" 　　醉酒 　　一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,”“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.”“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!” 　　Hospitality 　　Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanyc