哪篇有定语从句?指一下,谢谢
PigorWitch
Amanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PIG!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"WITCH(女巫)!"Theyeachcontinueontheirway,andasthemanroundsthenextcorner,hecrashesintoapiginthemiddleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten.
猪还是女巫
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女人相向驾车而来.他们相遇时,那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到:“猪!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道:“女巫!”他们继续前行.这个男的在下一个路口转弯时,撞上了路中间的一头猪.要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了.
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IAmActingLikeaLady
Onedaywhenwomen'sdresseswereonsaleattheFarEastDepartmentStore,adignifiedmiddle-agedmandecidedtogethiswifeapiece.Buthesoonfoundhimselfbeingbatteredbyfranticwomen.
Hestooditaslongashecould;then,withheadloweredandarmsflailing,heplowedthroughthecrowed.
"Youthere!"challengedathrillvoice."Can'tyouactlikeagentleman?"
"Listen,"hesaid,"Ihavebeenactinglikeagentlemanforanhour.Fromnowon,Iamactinglikealady."
我要表现得象位女士
一天,远东百货公司的女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件.可是,没过多久,他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄.
他竭力忍耐着.后来,他低下头,挥动双臂,挤过人群.
“你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道,“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?”
“听着,”他说,“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时.从现在起,我要表现得象个女士.”
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